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my texting speed varies from embarassingly fast to one week later slow

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Urgent security update

staff:

Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.

We have no evidence of any breach and, like most networks, our team took immediate action to fix the issue.

But this…

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hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

I just spent like 20 minutes on there. This is my new favorite company.

what the fuck am i supposed to do with this tho

DONT CLICK THE DREAM RECOMMENDATION HOLY SHIT

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"If he doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will" My male Cruella De Vil cosplay based on SakimiChans design. No fur coat yet though D:

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chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

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this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

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I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”

This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently. 

This is why I laugh my ass of whenever dudes talk about how men are “objectified” by the media too. Because 9 times out of 10, what men think is “women objectifying men” are characters like Gaston.

And Gaston is NOT a woman-driven fantasy. Gaston is a male wish fulfillment fantasy. Gaston is not what women want, he is what men want to be. He is hyper-masculinity to an extreme degree, dripping with sexism and testosterone. The fact that men think that Gaston is what women want says an awful lot about those men. 

While I don’t want to generalize, female fans tend to prefer a very different kind of male hero. We like the Rogers, the Milos, the Hercules. Genuinely kind, often awkward men who are sometimes vulnerable and respectful to women. 

Yes, this is a generalization. I own up to that. But I think it’s important to remember that there is often VERY big difference between what MEN want to be and what women WANT in our media. 

Reblogging this again because fucking this. And hell, even the muscley dudes (see: Khal Drogo, Hercules, Thor, Captain America) are loved, not because they are muscley, but because they are sweet and loving and adorable. We love Thor because his mispronounces “Hubble” as “Hooble,” not because of what he can do with a hammer.

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Well I’m fucked.

Where the fuck are Dean and Sam. 

UPDATE:

THEY WERE FIRST REPORTED IN THE 80’S (HMM, WHO COULD HAVE REPORTED THAT?)

DESCRIBED AS QUIET CHILDREN WHO APPROACH PEOPLE ALONE IN CARS OR ON THR STREET. ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE “THIS WON’T TAKE LONG” 

REPORTS OF THESE CHILDREN ARE INCREASING ALL OVER THE U.S.

Jesus. I’m gonna start carrying holy water with me.

WHEN YOU SEE ONE JUST SHOUT CHRISTO OKAY

Casually whispering Christo to every preteen I meet, and spraying them with a spray bottle full of holy water.

And then when they start screaming and crying you open up the Exorcism you conveniently recorded to your phone and play it for them while you laugh.

And then I chuckle at their remains and say to myself, “That didn’t take long” and BAM I WIN.

Then you carry on your day with a mighty feeling of accomplishment only to continue to do it again and again. Becoming the all-mighty child demon slayer.

SOMEONE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT!

also guys i have an exorcism ritual and i know how to bless holy water so if anyone finds a black-eyed kid you come to me and i’ll help you fuck their shit up

also i know how to do devil’s traps so eyah

I think the Winchesters are already on this one:

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Seriously, can we start a ‘Supernatural Proof Master Post’ like the one for Doctor Who?

OK SO I’M LITERALLY CRYING. FAKE FBI AGENTS. CHEVROLET IMPALA. HOLY DAMN.

You want to more about this crap? Look up Whitley Strieber. The shit that man has to say will scare the fuck out of you. 

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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

bless

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